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Why John Carter Was a Non-Starter and Not a Three-Parter: Disney, Hubris, and the Curse of Mars
Thanks to Keith Hayes for reminding me how entertaining this film is. I’ve always loved science fiction. I was born a geek. My first visit to the library as a kid (which immediately followed my equally revelatory first visit to a bakery on the same block) was science-y: a book on bats, another on dinosaurs,…
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Kenough is Kenough! The Barbie Movie and the Big Kerfuffle.
This week’s film spiel. Special thanks to Victoria Yvette Salazar-Peña and Weena Mack I had planned on seeing the Barbie movie from the moment it was announced, in part because I’m a fan of director Greta Gerwig since seeing her 2012 film Frances Ha, as well as enjoying every performance I’ve seen by lead actress…
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Witches are Hysterical! Cinema’s First Exploitation Film
This week I feel compelled to play devil’s advocate for the silent film Häxan (aka The Witch, subtitled “A cultural and historical presentation in moving pictures in seven parts”). It was a Swedish silent film production released in 1922 and was written and directed by Danish film visionary Benjamin Christensen between 1919 -1921. It is…
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What if There Was No Patriarchy? The Strange World of a Female Filmmaker
This week’s review will be a a little different in a couple of ways: it won’t take an hour to read, it focuses on one film exclusively, and was viewed and reviewed through a series of coincidences. The film is called Past Lives, a new release from A24 in theatres now. Though it’s classified on…
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Troping the Light Fantastic: Why I <3 Mandy
The ancient Greeks loved drama and their categories still work today, mostly because we are simple animals and our stories are much the same now as then, repeated across generations and spanning the globe. From birth to death, from first to last breath, we seek happiness and connection while struggling with the things the environment…
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John Wick 4 vs. the Guardians of the Galaxy 3
Now that American audiences are gorging on a steady diet of franchise films, it seems fair to compare and contrast two of the year’s bigger entries, John Wick 4 and Guardians of the Galaxy 3 (both purported to be end chapters to their respective sagas, a state of things believed by none) and offer a…
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The Invisible Man (James Whale, 1933)
In 1999, in a move that accurately predicted America’s growing addiction to film franchises, Universal Pictures decided to repackage some of their classic horror films as Universal Classic Monsters. Over the intervening years the number of titles has grown, but initially the focus was on the bigger, more recognized classics like Frankenstein, Dracula, The Mummy,…
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The First Queen of My Screen Dreams
I recently pondered the question “who was my first celebrity crush?” after seeing ‘Kill Bill 2′ and hearing one of Michael Parks’ characters (the old pimp) reminisce about witnessing young Bill’s first blonde infatuation, Veronica Lake, at the movies. This memory also serves to answer the question “How long have I loved film?” When I…
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Revenge is a Mother! Moms, Missing Kids, and Biblical Levels of Carnage
Evolution has shown that intelligence can only flourish if a species can avoid being eaten. Nature is violent and those tasked with the future of their kind – mothers – can be counted on to go to any and all extremes to preserve it. There are countless documentaries full of gripping examples of mothers’ cleverness…
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Super Pigs and That One-Inch Wall: Bong Joon-ho’s Okja and the Korean Invasion
If you’re like me, you like to eat a variety of foods. A new restaurant opens in the neighborhood? I’m in! When one loves to eat it’s easy to get excited by the choices almost every meal. If you only eat domestic fare, your selections are obviously less than if you embraced a wider and…
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A German, an Irishman, and an Australian Walk into a Bar: The Million Dollar Hotel 23 Years Later
I consider it it true that everyone’s taste is different. Thank the Creator! How boring it would be to only have one point-of-view, only one person’s reality tunnel to find entertainment in, no wider world of stories and experiences. When it comes to the what I might want to watch, there are some films I…
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Wes Anderson, an Auteur in the Age of Algorithms
It’s summer again and that means it’s time for the another film from the Wes Anderson Universe, an singular franchise built on precise visual compositions populated by perfectly deadpan people. His youth is blown-up for the big screen, all retro hippy vibe meets modern millenial flat affect. From his start with the short- and full-length…
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Is It Okay to Laugh? Ernst Lubitsch and the Power of Humor in To Be or Not to Be
I live in the sunny state of Florida so it’s only natural that I should want to see a Nazi get punched in the face every once in a while. I don’t like bullies, and I definitely don’t like Nazi-types. They’re the worst kind of bullies I can imagine, the kind that want to wipe…